LOS ANGELES—Sometimes, as a way
to amuse myself, I reminisce over a list of things my exes used to tell me
after making me clean milk from the floor with my tongue or bark the
alphabet.
LOS ANGELES—Ever wonder why the guy in the car in front of you decided to drive deliberately slow despite your honking? He could be acting rude or, he could have just found out he had cancer.
LOS ANGELES—A group of boys decided that it would be fun to dare each other to do things that they otherwise would not do. They decided to pick on Dingleberry first, considered the sissy in the group.
LOS ANGELES—Like many people, I have fond memories of my childhood. I especially cherish the moments I've shared with my father and brother. We often collected aluminum cans and other recyclables.
LOS ANGELES—If you have nothing better to do than to slap mosquitoes off or make prank calls to your boss, try recording sarcastic phone messages and then decide if you want to use them.
CALIFORNIA—The search for the right psychologist can be a hassle. Unless, of course, I happen to be the one doing the searching, and the psychologist happens to be you. Then it's a different story.
LOS ANGELES—There are many ways to make positive first impressions in any social situation, especially in Los Angeles. Having grown up here, I believe I have become something of an expert.
VARIOUS—Like any other Southern California native, I depend on modern technology. In fact, I have fallen soooooooo madly in LOVE with modern technology. I would marry modern technology...I think.
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