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Jokes, Jokes And More Jokes

Posted by The Staff on Jul 2, 2004 - 5:06:00 PM

A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bar tender turns to the grasshopper and says, "Hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"

The grasshopper responds, "Why in the heck do you have a drink named Bob?"
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Patient: Doctor! I have a serious problem. I can never remember what I just said.

Doctor: When did you first notice this problem?

Ground Turkish Coffee

Patient: What problem?
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Customer: Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.

Waiter: Yes sir, it's fresh ground.
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Two guys in a jungle come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground. One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion.

The second guy hisses: "What are you doing, you can't outrun the lion"

And the first guy says: "No, but all I have to do is outrun you!"


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