Jokes, Jokes And More Jokes
By The Staff
Jul 2, 2004 - 5:06:00 PM
A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bar tender turns to the grasshopper and says, "Hey, you know we have a drink named after you?"
The grasshopper responds, "Why in the heck do you have a drink named Bob?"
Patient: Doctor! I have a serious problem. I can never remember what I just said.
Doctor: When did you first notice this problem?
Ground Turkish Coffee
Patient: What problem?
Customer: Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.
Waiter: Yes sir, it's fresh ground.
Two guys in a jungle come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground. One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion.
The second guy hisses: "What are you doing, you can't outrun the lion"
And the first guy says: "No, but all I have to do is outrun you!"
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