Serving Bel Air, Benedict Canyon, Beverly Hills. Brentwood, Laurel Canyon, Los Feliz, Malibu, Pacific Palisades, Melrose, Santa Monica, Sherman Oaks, Studio City, Topanga, Canyon, Westwood & Hollywood Hills.



facebook Canyon News twitter Canyon News

Canyon News

Bel Air News

Beverly Hills News

Brentwood News

Hollywood Hills News

Laurel Canyon News

Los Angeles News

Los Feliz News

Malibu News

Melrose News

Pacific Palisades News

Santa Monica News

Sherman Oaks News

Studio City News

Topanga Canyon News

West Hollywood News

Westwood News

Woodland Hills

Celebrity News

State News

National News

World Headlines

Deaf News





On the Industry

Star Gazing

St. John's Confidential File

Theatrical Musings

Life & Style

Event Listings

Tech Talk

Looking Good For Lots Less

Spirit & Creativity

Miller Time


View from the Hill


Chrystal's Recipe Corner

Career and Life Coaching

Gardening With Tony

Life According To Lenson

Real Estate Realities



Marathon Running

Keeping It Bruin: A Look Into UCLA Athletics






Vi's Corner

Pet Tips

Point of View

John Armor

Message to America

Critic At Large... Ruta Lee

Labor Week


10 Degrees Cooler

McConnors corner

Edge of the west

The Physics Wizard


Kyle's Kars


Susan Michelle's Compass


Ask Deanna

Dear Lily

Ask Oona


Dancing with Earthquakes


Sports Schedules

Traveling Beyond the Canyon

Edge of the West

Law Man

Ask Us

Nathan Tabor

The Angry Economist

Truth Probe

As I See It


Truth Conquers

The Live Wire

Notes from Exile

Letters to the Editor

Dog Training by Anthony

Canyon Mews



America's Most Wanted Dogs

World Recipes

Vegetarian Lifestyle


News Briefs

Local News



Canyon Fodder

Bad Movie Night

Critical Projection

Ed's on the Town

Fitness Quests

Flashback Films

Stories of the Strange

Gourmet Grandma

He Said/She Said

Home Matters with Yvonne

L.A. Etch-a-Sketch

L.A. Ruminations

McConnor's Corner

Mommy Minute

Musically Speaking

My Back Pages

Publisher's Pages


Scene and Heard in L.A.

Silly...But Wise!

Sunset Diaries

Table Options

The Paws Cause

TV Stuff

Cartoon of the Week


The Humor Is On Me Now:Jan. '03
Posted by Conor on Jan 1, 2003 - 4:54:00 PM

To all our readers, I hope you had a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, etc. and may you all get what you deserve this New Year.
The Mulholland fourth grader was asked by his teacher, Rachel, to spell "straight," the boy did so without error.
"Excellent," said Rachel, the teacher, "now, what is the definition?"
"Without water."
   (come on—laugh, you know that’s funny!)

Why are Beverly Hills men like cards?
You need a heart to love them.
You need a diamond to marry them.
You need a club to beat them.
And you need a spade to bury them...

       Winter's Bumper Stickers...
~ I used to be schizophrenic,  but we're OK now.
~ If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
~ If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
~   My husband could have had any women he pleased, he just couldn't please any!
~ Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
~God made us sisters...Prozac made us friends
~It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything
~At my age, I've seen it all, done it all,  heard it all...I just can't remember it all.
~Coffee, chocolate, men... Some things are just better rich.

One afternoon I rushed out of the house, forgetting my keys, and found myself locked out...
There was nothing I could do but wait for my wife to come home. I went over to my Laurel Canyon neighbor who was outside raking leaves.
"You locked yourself out?" he asked.
"Yeah, this is the second time since we moved in. After the first time we took an extra key and put it in a jar, then stuck it in a potted plant out on the deck."
"Good thinking... So what's the problem?"
"It's getting chilly, so I took the plants in for the winter."

A Hollywood lawyer sent an overdue bill to his Studio City client. A note was attached that stated: "This bill is one year old." By return mail, the lawyer had his bill back.To it was attached a card which read:  Happy Birthday!"

Little Brooke was practicing on her drum set  in the living room while her father was trying to read in the den...
The family dog was lying in the den, and as the rhythmic beat of little Brooke’s drums reached his ears, he began to yowl loudly. The father listened to the dog & drummer duet as long as he could. He then jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and yelled above the noise,
“For Pete's sake, Brooke,  can't you play something the dog doesn't know?!"

The Malibu man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and  walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman.
"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer.
"I'm going to a lecture," the man said.
"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.
"My wife," said the man.

  One more truism by that Irish writer Oscar Wilde:

"Bigamy is having one spouse too many. Monogamy is the same."

Again, if you would like to see your favorites in print email to :


Cliffside Malibu




Serving Bel Air, Benedict Canyon, Beverly Hills. Brentwood, Laurel Canyon, Los Feliz, Malibu, Pacific Palisades, Melrose, Santa Monica, Sherman Oaks, Studio City, Topanga, Canyon, Westwood & Hollywood Hills.