"One year they wanted to make me poster boy... for birth control."
On a rural road a state trooper pulled a driver over and said, "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
Drum roll! Please!
Joseph came home weeping bitterly. He had gone to propose to his girl and his father eagerly awaited her response. "So what happened, Joseph?" the old man asked. "Did she accept?"
Before and after marriage:
Before - You take my breath away
Before - She says she loves the way I take control of a situation
Before - Charming and Noble
Bernie stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in a coin.
Confucius say: (Or did he?)
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
It's not falling that hurts... it's hitting the ground!
Be nice to your kids. They will likely choose your nursing home.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...
3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
...Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
For people who like peace and quiet: a phone-less cord.
There are two types of people: those who finish things they start and ——
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Think about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As always, keep those emails coming in--- until next time stay happy and be of good humor!
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