LOS ANGELES—This week in Miller time: if news is essentially timeless, then why shell out for a paper
subscription? Is it a priceless commodity or good for polishing mirrors?
HOLLYWOOD—Between hypocrisy and a hard place: an internationally known
diet guru gets caught breaking his rules. Now he faces murder and an expanding waistline.
HOLLYWOOD—Napoleon meets Waterloo, feet meet empty elevator shaft—that’s how the diet guru felt being grifted by a schoolmom. Read Part two of the story.
HOLLYWOOD
—Between hypocrisy and a hard place: an internationally known
diet guru gets caught breaking his rules. He gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
HOLLYWOOD—In the stress-filled petri dish of Los Angeles, a lot can happen due to, well, stress. The following are three stories. The first casualty is sanity.
HOLLYWOOD—The morning that my life changed I sat poised for a marathon red light at the end of Gracie Allen, after traversing Cedars Sinai. It was worth the wait.
HOLLYWOOD—After writing a tragic tale of skydiving, I got an offer I couldn’t refuse: to go skydiving and compare the real thing to the fiction before Christmas.
HOLLYWOOD—After writing a tragic tale of skydiving, I got an offer I couldn’t refuse: to go skydiving and compare the real thing to the fiction before Christmas.
HOLLYWOOD—Today’s topic requires a new coinage: meta non-fiction, wherein I delve into a truthful consideration of a fictional story and its consequences.
HOLLYWOOD—At Bernie’s funeral, Ace endured the gauntlet of meeting his parents, nieces and aunts and uncles—on top of facing yellow heaps of potato salad.
HOLLYWOOD—Last
we left Bernie the accountant, on his first parachute jump, he was dazzled by
the altitude and adrenaline rush. But will he remember to pull the ripcord?
HOLLYWOOD
—As a humorist and diet guru, let me remind you two words from the depths of my sardonic heart: You always have a choice. Okay, that’s five words.
HOLLYWOOD—This week’s Miller Time does not shy away from the big questions that haunt mankind, like why must it be a Phillips head screw and I only have a flathead screwdriver?
HOLLYWOOD
—Where do the famous hide in Hollywood? Often in plain view,
right under our noses in Hollywood bars while enjoying cigars and martinis.
Treat
everyone like a star.
HOLLYWOOD—The stars in Hollywood? They’re under sticky shoe soles as you tread the Boulevard of Broken Dreams; the stars are in the heavens, dimmed by layers of smog and fog.
BEVERLY HILLS—That morning brew is better than a dozen psychoanalysts. In these troublous times, however, some people think about cutting back on that vital elixir.
HOLLYWOOD
—Americans are learning to value the simple things family, laughter and to demand value in the indispensable things, like a good cup of java.
