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Stories of the Strange

Stories of the Strange
Posted by M. Cherise Perez on Feb 12, 2006 - 9:45:00 PM

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Bibles and Babes on the same bill

New News: Conveniently persistent typo in print and online university applications directs potential candidates to a steamy sex line instead of World Education Services.

Institution: Seton Hall University, Catholic university in South Orange, NJ

--NY-based non-profit World Education Services, whose specialties include evaluating foreign academic credentials.
--Racy, raunchy toll-free chat line with “hot, horny girls” whose phone number strongly resembles the former’s.

Instructions: Obtain online application from website or request print admissions application from Seton Hall.

Contacts: Seton Hall spokesman Thomas White

Notes: Affects overseas applicants only!


New Release!

European drama with Swedish females and male Humboldts

Brokeback Mountain meets March of the Penguins

Cast of characters:
a. Male Humboldt penguins of all sexual orientations
b. Female Swedish penguins with a introverted disposition
c. Queer militants, activists, and pride groups
d. Zoo Chief Executive Heike Kueck, species preservation enthusiast

a. Bremerhaven Zoo, Germany: mostly males
b. Kolmarden Zoo, Sweden: mostly females

Plot synopsis: Androgynous sexually ambivalent male penguins faced with shortages of female penguins risk extinction to maintain male-male duos and raise adopted pebbles just like real eggs. Despite annual partner-swaps during breeding season, many males ignore the new females and stick to the ‘homosexual’ unions. Rainbow-friendly pride groups championing freedom of choice battle it out with zoo family planners in this tensely dramatic European species conservation drama.


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