Where’s mine? Buried at the U.S. Passport Office, where it’s currently taking up to ten weeks for applications to be processed due to new passport legislation that took effect in January (http://travel.state.gov/travel/cbpmc/cbpmc_2223.html).

If you’re one of the 73% of Americans who doesn’t own a passport, don’t wait. Apply now! With my tips, you just might get your passport in time for that second honeymoon you’re planning five years from now:

1. Application: …and instructions are at http://travel.state.gov/passport/passport_1738.html.

2. Forget the Headshots: For your picture, Walgreen’s, Kinko’s, Post Offices (who will also file your application for you if you’re a new applicant) all take passport photos now. Your pic has to last ten years, so look good, not like an idiot; immigration officials don’t like folks who look nutty. Ixne on the ski-cap and shades look, too; head coverings and sunglasses are only allowed if you submit a signed statement stating you wear them for religious or medical purposes.

3. In a hurry? : Expedited service currently takes about four weeks; write “expedited” on your envelope. If your trip’s within the next two weeks, visit your local Passport Office in person.

4. Cost: $67. Another $30 if you’re a first-timer. Expedited? Tack on $60. Want it sent overnight? Add shipping costs. Application-phobic? Hire a company to do everything for you. If you do it yourself, pay by money order or check, made out to the “U.S. Department of State,” with your full name and date of birth on the front of the check.

5. Supersize It? : You can request an extra large 48-page passport just by sending a signed request for one.

6. The Dog Ate It: If your old passport’s gone or damaged, you must apply in person at your local Passport Office. Ditto if it’s been more than 15 years since you got your last one, or were under 16 then. More details at http://travel.state.gov/passport/get/first/first_830.html.

7. Want to Keep Your Old One? : Worry not; they’ll send it back.

8. Now Going By the Name “Eat M.I. Shorts?” : Include a certified court order showing the name change, or marriage certificate (whichever applies), or apply in person.

9. Deadbeat Dads Need Not Apply: If you haven’t paid your child support, you’re SOL for a passport. Serial killers and child molesters? You’re still OK.

10. Big Brother’s Here: Passports now come with electronic “chips” that they say are for our benefit. Suuuuure they are.

For me, I’m counting the days until my new passport arrives, its crisp blank pages just beckoning new adventures. I’ll only have another decade ‘til I have to do this all over again. Until then, I’ll be ready for the call, and open for assignment or whisking, anytime.

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About the Author: A former Hollywood producer and now 2nd-generation travel professional, Susan Michelle travels the planet as the “face” of the fashion-forward Compass travel lifestyle brand. For more articles, tips, and hot spots from Susan, and community with fellow Cosmopolitan Travelers, visit http://www.CompassTravel.info. Or send thoughts, comments, etc. to her at Susan-Column@CompassTravel.info.

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