HOLLYWOOD—Week 5 and week 6 of “Big Brother 27” were the best weeks of this season so far. With that said, it might sound strange, but there are only about 3 weeks left in the game before this season culminates. I will admit it has moved much faster than I have ever expected. So after seeing the showmance depart in the past 2 weeks. Then we saw Vince win HOH and make a bad move, now we have Keanu win HOH and also make bad moves.

I’m sorry, who cast these players this season. Was the goal to find the dumbest, stupidest players ever. There is no argument anymore. These are the worst players I have ever seen. Mickey putting an ally and voting him out, when Jimmy was never coming for him. Vince constantly nominating allies and sending them home. Lauren being unable to communicate with people she is not working with and not being able to make a decision. Zach not using a veto on himself to ensure his safety, Rylie convincing an ally to use the veto putting himself in danger and getting evicted. Keanu nominating a potential ally and then realizing after the fact its a bad choice and now this week, Morgan.

I swear to GOD, I better see returning players in “Big Brother 28.” I want to see a split season or all returning players after this dismal strategic mess. Katherine is gone and no one even cares, sorry, not sorry, she was not playing the game anyway. In a memory HOH competition (that should have been shown during the live episode), Keanu claimed victory. Yes, it was a stunner, as much as I didn’t want Kelley to win HOH, I’m starting to think that perhaps Kelley would have been the better option, because her diary rooms give the ACTUAL INSIGHT into what she is thinking versus her antics on the live feeds.

The biggest problem with Keanu is that he thinks he is much smarter than he actually is. Keanu you are NOT the smartest person in the room. The guy already had his nominees in his mind before even chatting with people. That might have been your biggest mistake, because if you would have marinated on things a bit you would have realized your initial nominations were not the best.

Why? He woke up for like a minute to realize that Vince cannot be trusted. Okay, we’re about to go on a tangent here, and I’m not apologizing for it at all. STOP THE DAMN WHINING! It is beyond annoying at this point. The incessant crying, the woe is me mantra I’m over it. You are a 34-year-old unemployed man; it is time for your butt to grow up and act like it. Keanu wasn’t falling for that crap, but you know who was: Morgan.

Morgan you are too damn boy crazy for my liking. First it was Zach, who was single, now its Vince, who is supposedly in a relationship. Whether, that relationship still stands after the season ends or if Vince is booted from the house this week is another story. The constant hugging, the rubbing, the embracing, yeah, everyone in the house is aware of the behavior, but somehow, Vince and Morgan have not picked up on their antics. Vince whines to everyone and it can get his way to a degree with Keanu and Morgan, because look its Keanu, he’s dumber than a box of rocks, while Morgan is just a very emotional player, and everyone in the house sees what Vince and Morgan are doing and its uncomfortable for Will, Rachel, Mickey, Ashley and Ava.

Oh, I know how to sever that bond, Morgan and Vince next to each other, or Lauren and Vince next to each other. If I hear another person compare BB15 winner Andy Herren to Vince Panaro I am going to lose it. Andy was a smart, cunning player, Vince is a spineless, little man-child. Andy would run circles around these players, easily. I’m sick of Vince, and I starting to realize the BB Blockbuster is messing with the game mechanics way too much because without players like Keanu, Kelley and Vince would have already gotten the boot from the game.

Vince is losing a ton of credibility with the players in the house, I don’t see how he wins a jury vote sitting against any of the players remaining in the house, I was going to say maybe Kelley, but I can see people almost wanting to vote for her over Vince because he’s such a spineless, grimy player. The crying and woe is me antics, people in the house are over it. With that said, Keanu nominated Vince, Morgan and Mickey for eviction, with Morgan as the target. He nominated Vince to teach him a ‘lesson.’ Keanu, is really not beating these accusations that he might be a misogynist. If a man tells him something he takes it as gospel, if a woman tells him something its a lie.

Do you or do you not want Rachel to be an ally? Your actions proved last week she can’t trust you, and unlike you, Rachel is NOT A ROOKIE! She knows this game and my gut is telling me she’s going to get you before you try to get her and it will be chef’s kiss to see it happen because Keanu has no idea how loyal Rachel has been to him over the season, and will have major egg on his face once he discovers the truth.

Morgan won her first competition, the Power of Veto, when she needed it most and we saw the return of BB26 titan Angela Murray. Love her or hate her, Angela was amazing TV last season, and it got me thinking when is Zingbot coming? Gotta be within the next week as we’re at the final 9, and I fear, we’re getting a double double this year, like BB23 to whittle down 9 to 5 with less than 3 weeks left in the game. Do I want a triple eviction? Yes, but only if the competitions are much more impressive than that BS that was used for BB22.

I could NOT believe that Morgan after winning POV, was actually considering NOT using it on herself, and instead on whiny Vince. These houseguests could not have watched a single season of “Big Brother” before being cast for the season. If she made this move, I was ready to be done with the season. This is not just bad, this is bonkers. Making matters worse Vince’s stupid butt was about to bamboozle his closest ally in the process. Vince, Morgan is beyond loyal; you don’t want to lose her as an ally. No one is fighting for you this strong as Kelley has realized, Vince is not the ally she needs, and guess who else SLIGHTLY woke up Lauren, but until she actually holds a conversation without acting lost, I can’t with her. If you thought Kaycee Clark was boring, she has nothing on Lauren Domingue.

Ava is Ava, I hate players like her who get cast; it is great she is her authentic self, but these are players who don’t truly care to play the game, and get annoyed when others are playing the game. It takes a spot from players who actually want to play the game, and frustrating to fans who have to rely on a player who is not really there to game, but you have no idea why they are actually there to begin with.

Same with Will, Will can play the game when he wants to, but he’s too passive for my liking. Dude, wake up, Ava could drift to Lauren, you don’t want that, make sure she stays loyal to you. The passive gameplay will be the reason Will can’t win the game, and is going to send players actively playing the game out the door, and keep viewers stuck with people who aren’t fun to watch in the game. This is when you need an America’s vote, allowing us to boot players who are not playing the game. Jury is about to start, you seriously have to STEP IT UP NOW, you have 3 weeks left in the game to prove why you should win.

My biggest fear after this week is that the pace of this show is about to skyrocket in a way that torpedoes the season because BB always gets in its own way. Why? They have this trend since BB20 of holding off the double eviction until the last minute. No, that needs to stop immediately.

We need to go back to a double eviction right before jury, right when jury starts or have at least 2 per season. Switching to a 7-person jury makes that harder, so we shall see, but a big surprise is coming I think for the September 11 eviction episode, what that is, time will tell. However, with the Mastermind returning after being MIA since week 2, I haven’t a clue of what is planned, but it has to be something big. However, please NO SPLIT house, this late in the season, it would not be any fun.